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COOLHOUSE CANNOT BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR ANY POSSIBLE DAMAGE CAUSED BY THIS SOFTWARE TO THE END-USER AND/OR END-USER'S SYSTEM.
COOLHOUSE DOES NOT GUARANTEE ANY RELIABILITY OF SERVICE. THE SERVICE MAY BE CLOSED DOWN AT ANY POINT WITHOUT WARNING.
USERS OF THIS SERVICE ARE BEING MONITORED BY THE SUPPORT PERSONEL IN ORDER TO FIND USERS WHO ARE USING THE SYSTEM IN AN IMPROPER WAY. IF THE MONITORING REVEALS ANY EVIDENCE OF CRIMINAL ACTIVITY IT WILL BE PROVIDED TO LAW ENFORCEMENT OFFICIALS.
